I was driving up Peachtree St around 2:30 am Sunday when I saw a BMW pulled oner to the right side of the road. The rear passenger door was ajar, and it appeared that a woman was mooning me. As I got closer (about to the intersection of 16th street, I noticed that her naked rear end was indeed facing me, and there was also a a stream of liquid shooting out of the same. Gross!
I quickly pulled over on the front side of the car to snag an interview with the female urinator. She was just recovering, pulled up her pants, got back in the car, and it sped off. She yelled something at me. Hopefully it was an apology for being such a disgusting pig.
Back in my car, I continued North on Peachtree, and, coming upon the Federal Reserve Bank, I saw a cab swerve in to that parking lot, and a chick in a pink hoochie top and black skirt hustle toward the bushes. Almost in disbelief, I pulled in in front of the cab and the young "lady" yanked up her skirt, tilted her hips forward, and unleashed a gush of pee that was so thick and voluminous, it was clearly soaking the parts of her skirt that hadn't been fully cleared.
Grabbing my recording equipment, I was hurrying in for an interview when her girl friend left from the cab and started screaming and pushing on me. "No pictures. Get the f#@k out of here."
I only wish I had a camera to document the filthiness.
As the friend was blocking me, the obscene lassie jumped back into the cab, followed by her friend, while the Rwandan cab driver tried to get me to leave.
I did leave, in disgust. Women, don't piss in public. It's gross.
Sincerely, Sebas